Memes, memes the wonderful Meme Lord is watching


Pronouns: anythign really as long as its not mlp related
im a BBIG GAY LLLESBAINNO GHOD DDDDDAMNN WHATS FOR DSIDNER?? WOU YUOU SAY PUSSPUSS???? IIIMMMMAAOOOOONNNMMYYYYWWAAYYYYY

but yeah you can just call me Willow, CWW, clockwork, Clock, basically anything in ClockworkWillow or any parody of it [ie: cockworkwillow, clocktwerkwillow, ect...]
I like homestuck, klk, sSSZSssSssssssSUPERJAIDSLI
*clears throaght* .... Superjail..
and some other things that i cant remember rn. hahHAHAHA
uhm i draw a LLot and my DA is Masis509 but since thats a shitty ass pussy name im trying to raise points to change it to a better one *cough* clockworkwillow *cough*

 

malisteen:

clockworkwillow:

ogredoug:

clockworkwillow:

thenamelessmonk:

clockworkwillow:

my dad just came in and gave me this egg and said his highschool was getting rid of it and asked if i wanted it????

Her expression!

yeah what about it

I honestly thought this was ava for a second

IT I ME U DORK IM 

So did it hatch yet?

nah im p sure its gonna take at least 100 years or so smh u know how these big eggs are

malisteen:

clockworkwillow:

ogredoug:

clockworkwillow:

thenamelessmonk:

clockworkwillow:

my dad just came in and gave me this egg and said his highschool was getting rid of it and asked if i wanted it????

Her expression!

yeah what about it

I honestly thought this was ava for a second

IT I ME U DORK IM 

So did it hatch yet?

nah im p sure its gonna take at least 100 years or so smh u know how these big eggs are

i got the hickups and like

you know where cats like to be scratched? on the chin thing?

well my there is rlly sore and hurts -_-

yiffmountain:

Holy shit i had this dream that i owned this really nice little cottage by the sea and i was walking home from university or whatever with delanye and some friends and i saw someone move in my windows so i cut through the garden and it was  motherfucking benedict cumberbatch in my house so i called my mom and i was like “mom there is a strange horse alien man in my house” and she was like “Oh i forgot to tell you im dating benedict" and i lost my fucking shit

delanye look s at me and starts LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF and im like shhhh!! shhh hes gonna hear you and DELANYE WONT STOP LAUGHING AND AT THIS POINT WE HAVE CAUGHT THE ATTENTION OF EVERY PERSON IN A SQUARE MILE RADIUS so i open the door to my house and iwalk in and im like “……………….. “ 

and benedict cumberbatch gOES “HELLO LOVE NICE TO MEET YOU” AND DELANYE GOES "ARE YOU BANGING LI’S MOM" AND I SCREAM 

then i had to give the rats a bath and benedict cumberbath was like “Oh ill help!!! i dont like rats very much but theyre cute” and i was like FUCK I REALLY WANT TO BE NICE TO YOU BUt 

so we go down into my basement after cleaning off the rats bc theyre taking a nap so shhh…dont wake the baes…… and benedict cumberatbch looks at my worktable and says “Oh i make tables!!!!! i can make you a table!!!!” And in my dream he said something other than ‘table’ and i was lke Wtf okay beenedict cumberabtc 

delanye is in my living room with a glass of champagne and in a robe that is basically this 

image

and hes in a recliner petting my dogs head and raises his glass and goes “welcome to the family ben” 

(benedict cumberbatch is delighted. i make a strangled internal screaming sound.)

just then my birth dad walks through the door and delanye springs up and puffs himself up like a bear or a bird or something and my birth dad looks at benedict cumberbatch and beenedict cumberbatch looks at my birth dad and they were gonnA FIGHT and delanye was like “wait i wanna watch” and i said “BENEDIC T CUIMERBATHCH HOW ABOUT WE GO TFOR A NICE DRIVE TO THE MARKET TO PICK UP SOME “WELCOME TO THE FAMILY BALLOONS::”

he agrees and im silently crying as im driving fucking benedict cumberbatch, delanye and this guy from work (why he there? Hes cute so its fine) to the market and the guy from work goes “hey whos that buttercup cummies guy?” and benedict cumberbatch smiles serenely and introduces himself and the guy from work is stifling his laughter and im like dude shut the fuck up beneduct cumeberabth is insecure about his name……………… and im like swatting at the guy from work while driving and i get distracted and my hand just kind of stops in midair and then we ended up holding hands and I was like O-Oh…. 


We get into the store and im with delanye and i just start sobbing. i just start crying and delanyes like LI WHATS WRONG and i go 

I DONT WANT BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH TO BE MY DAD WHAT IF I GET A BRITISH ACCENT

the end

verylittlebird:

"he’s has his time in the sun" mutters William, lowering the baby into a large metal container. "now he goes in the box". 
“the royal box!” Kate interjects, smiling uneasily.

verylittlebird:

"he’s has his time in the sun" mutters William, lowering the baby into a large metal container. "now he goes in the box".
“the royal box!” Kate interjects, smiling uneasily.

yiffmountain:

apple-str1der:

I JUST SAW CHASES PENI S BY ACCIDENT HELP ME 

CONGRATS

WAS IT A MAGNUM DONG PLEASE RESPOND

mr-radical:

*charlie voice* ok im just gonna put an H on this box, that way well know its filled with hornets

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

heyfunniest:

random-and-interesting:

Introducing, Dodocool Lightning Cable

Dodocool - $9.97

Apple - $19.00

IT’S CHEAPER TOO GUYS 

NO MORE BROKEN LIGHTNING CABLE FOR ME YESS

amroyounes:

The Most Creative Business Cards Ever.

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