Memes, memes the wonderful Meme Lord is watching
Pronouns: anythign really as long as its not mlp related
im a BBIG GAY LLLESBAINNO GHOD DDDDDAMNN WHATS FOR DSIDNER?? WOU YUOU SAY PUSSPUSS???? IIIMMMMAAOOOOONNNMMYYYYWWAAYYYYY
but yeah you can just call me Willow, CWW, clockwork, Clock, basically anything in ClockworkWillow or any parody of it [ie: cockworkwillow, clocktwerkwillow, ect...]
I like homestuck, klk, sSSZSssSssssssSUPERJAIDSLI
*clears throaght* .... Superjail..
and some other things that i cant remember rn. hahHAHAHA
uhm i draw a LLot and my DA is Masis509 but since thats a shitty ass pussy name im trying to raise points to change it to a better one *cough* clockworkwillow *cough*
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.